Lay your weary head to rest for Costco has come through once again to make life so much easier for all of us.
It is 2020 and for whatever reason Costco has only just broken the barrier and introduced society to pre-made jello shots by the company Shottys. A bag features several sugary flavors: strawberry, blue raspberry, orange, lemon, watermelon and grape.
Each shot is compact into an easy-to-squeeze 50ml plastic cup that’s about the size of a Keurig coffee pod or Dixie cup. Apparently, the design warrants you to enjoy your jello shot without using your fingers to get it out of the cup.
There are 24 shots per “party pack” and they’re 12.5% ABV, which seems both simultaneously low and very high. Shottys addresses this on their FAQ page by saying: “it’s just the right strength for your party.”
All you need to do is add water and ice to the party pack and you’re good to go. Wayne Gretzky was right, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
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