Dan Bilzerian asks for help with name of autobiography, gets ridiculed instead

Dan Bilzerian, the self-proclaimed “King of Instagram,” can’t seem to get enough of himself.

Between sharing photos of scantily clad women on his social media platform and hanging out with celebrities, the social media influencer, poker player and Navy SEAL somehow found time to write an autobiography (our bet is that the book is probably just going to be an obnoxious list of sexcapades).

On June 8, Bilzerian, a trust fund baby and well-known spender, decided to ask Twitter for help with the autobiography’s name. To sweeten the deal, he also decided to offer $5,000 to anyone who could come up with a title that aptly captured his eyeroll-inducing lifestyle.

“Finished writing my autobiography, $5,000 to the best book title in the comments,” he posted.

While Bilzerian’s tweet received over 31,000 likes, it also garnered over 52,000 comments, many of which weren’t unsurprisingly kind.

“‘Straight to the Discount Shelf: A Douchebag’s Tale,'” one user suggested.

“Dan Bilzerian: When Life Gives You Lemons, Use Daddy’s Millions,” another quipped.

“Love your kids so they don’t end up like me: The Tale of Dan Bilzerian,” a third suggested.

Although Bilzerian hasn’t settled on a title yet, one thing is for certain: you can bet that the author of this post won’t be reading his book.

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