So, how are the signs celebrating Weed Christmas? We’ve got a few different ways.
The nature lovers: Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn
These signs would love to be sitting in a nice babbling creek right now with a few close friends, letting the sun hit their face. Their ideal view? Dappled light on leaves. Simply put, the earth signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) are lovers of the EARTH! They appreciate its bounty! In fact, it might make them the best stoners. Sagittarius, too, is an adventurer and an outdoorsman. The archer craves movement and activity, so the idea of a lengthy hike topped off with a joint between friends really appeals to them.
The talkers: Gemini, Leo, Libra, Aquarius
Hello, talk therapy! These jokesters love to chat, and a little oui’d just loosens the tongue to get to what you really want to say. They’re honestly kind of hoping that you get a little too high and unintentionally say something ruder than you mean to — they’d laugh. If you’re looking for a friend to sit around with and decompress, hash it out with one of these guys!
The test kitchen: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Pisces
Looking for a friend that can turn coconut oil into a controlled substance? Call up one of these guys. Taurus knows how to dine well, and they can teach you a thing or two. Cancer is the zodiac’s loving weed mom who just wants you to be safe in the house with these triple chocolate Sour Diesel vegan brownies they made. Virgo is precise and diligent; you can trust them to be thorough in the recipe vetting process. Pisces is both a born caretaker and an artist in the kitchen. They love experimenting with flavors outside of the norm. Lavender CBD scones, anyone?
The gamers: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
Break out the Mario Kart! Sometimes you just want to zone out, and these guys have a competitive streak. They’ll easily pass a few hours just trying to test each other.
The spiritual ones: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces
Wanna get your tarot cards read? Learn about the meanings of crystals? Or maybe you just want to be left alone? These signs use weed to get outside of their body and reach a little higher. They appreciate alone time, reconnecting with themselves, drawing, and playing music.
No matter how you choose to celebrate today, keep it safe! STAY HOME! It’s the best place to be anyways! Limit smoking tools to people you’ve been quarantined with. If you need to buy, try to get it delivered and wash your hands upon receiving. Hang out with friends virtually, and be cautious when enjoying the outdoors. Your own yard is best, your street is fine, but don’t be the person who thinks it’s okay to go to a public park or beach. Happy 4/20 guys!
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