A waitress on TikTok ranked her alleged best — and worst celebrity customers

There’s nothing quite like finding out that your least favorite celebrity is a bad tipper.

That’s the sort of pop culture catharsis Laura Mesrobian is here to offer. The New Yorker claims to have served plenty of celebrities while waitressing in the city, and now she’s offering all the alleged tea on her best — and worst — customers.

In a series of videos, Mesrobian rates the likes of Jake Gyllenhaal, Greta Gerwig and Glenn Close.

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The TikToker’s first clip, which has nearly 100,000 views, alleges that Gyllenhaal was “kind of whiny” as a customer, adding that he “never paid” when dining with his friends.

Gerwig, meanwhile, earned extremely high marks from Mesrobian, who claimed the “Ladybird” director chatted her up at the bar.

“Totally would wanna party with her all night,” Mesrobian says. “Just a super good presence in the room.”

Gerwig’s longtime partner, Noah Baumbach, was less enjoyable, according to Mesrobian. The TikToker claimed that the “Marriage Story” director “didn’t seem like he was having any fun.”

In a follow-up video, Mesrobian rates a trio of award-winning actresses, featuring Close, Frances McDormand and Julianne Moore.

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The clips have drawn countless excited comments from TikTok users, many of whom were excited to have their celebrity opinions validated.

“Taylor [Swift] warned us about Jake,” one user joked, referring to Gyllenhaal’s relationship (and breakup) with the singer.

“So thrilled about Julianne Moore. She’s such a legend,” another wrote.

Mesrobian isn’t the first waitress to go viral for her celebrity rankings, either.

Over the summer, a former hostess at a New York City restaurant drew millions of views with a video rating her alleged famous customers. Kylie Jenner notably received a 2/10, with the hostess claiming she was a bad tipper.

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